• me:my arm hurts
  • mom:it's the computer
  • me:my eyes hurt
  • mom:it's the computer
  • me:i have a nosebleed
  • mom:it's the computer
  • me:i have a fever
  • mom:are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me:im pregnant
  • mom:it's the computer
  • me:i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom:the computer pushed you didnt it
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bestfunny:

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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

 

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craicalaic:

how do people leak songs
where do they come from
what are you

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hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage

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