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love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-" *sits down*

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

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theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

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relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

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